April242014

offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ

(Source: weheartpattinson, via pizza)

6AM
Getting ready to steal your man

Getting ready to steal your man

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6AM
toonami:

Keep pushing. It’s almost Saturday!

toonami:

Keep pushing. It’s almost Saturday!

(Source: nerdasaurr, via dauminationn)

6AM

powerburial:

ruinedchildhood:

What if what Aladdin meant by a whole new world, he was just gonna get Jasmine high as shit to see the world from a stoner’s point of view?

yeah that makes sense u fuckin pothead

(via dauminationn)

6AM

toughasbro:

pjohns65:

viciouswatson:

keatonpickles:

contrahan:

pizzabukkake:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

the patriarchy extends into fatherhood once again in a display of ownership. sorry, dads, you don’t own your daughters.

This is different than the standard “you’re not allowed to date my daughter because I said so”

This is him protecting someone who means the world to him. He didn’t say that his daughter couldn’t date, just that he wants the people that date her, to take care of her and love her, not hurt her. That’s not “ownership”, that’s loving someone and wanting them to be happy with the person they want to date.

Good dads give a shit about who treats their kid like crap, good dads don’t throw their daughters to the wolves and watch as they get devoured and broken.

fucking tumblr

can we just acknowledge that he even said, “to the girls that may one day date my daughter?” This father is going to be the most loving, accepting father in the history of fathers

Perfect

Tumblr has ruined peoples’ reading comprehension, and destroyed any chance of intelligence. Honestly, how incredibly daft do you have to be to miss the point of what he’s saying? How can you just scroll past the substance and come to the conclusion that it was about ownership? HOW STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE?

That’s why there is a link provided. Some clearly didn’t watch the video. Not that you would have to in order to get the point.

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6AM

danyytargaryen:

harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively

and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like

no

no not again

(via crystallized-teardrops)

5AM

futuregroupie:

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online

A Cinderella Story

(via circumcising)

5AM
Accurate

Accurate

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5AM
If she left, then?

If she left, then?

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5AM

petitsirena:

WHITE FEMINISM

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5AM

crustpunkfightsback:

*DJs at a high school prom*

*only plays gangnam style*

*plays gangnam style at half speed when they request a slow song*

(via circumcising)

5AM
  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
5AM
coltonwestdance:

besoindedanser:

Oh Svetlana…

unreal

coltonwestdance:

besoindedanser:

Oh Svetlana…

unreal

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5AM

vagiants:

kidkendoll:

vagiants:

Turns 19:

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Turns 20:

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Ha, Im 28. This seems ridiculous. 

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The funny thing is Shakira is almost, if not, 30 in this gif

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5AM

destielandjohnlock-inthetardis:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

agentbartowski:

pacokickthetaco:

ideas:

  • netfics: just like netflix except it’s fanfic professionally acted out and produced instead of tv and movies
  • icdb: international commercial database, like imdb except for commercials so we can find out who all the cuties in commercials are

i smell a worthwhile kickstarter 

netfics is just gonna end up being porn isn’t it

I thought that much was clear

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